Gaze into my pool,
My mirror-imaged waters
So cool...
Gaze into life and see
A shining, glistening sea
Full of wonder and humor...
Oh look! Mirrormere,
Our friend has forsaken
The land of forgotten-anecdotes!
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Thursday, April 15, 2004
Welcome to Mirrormere's Lake.
Posted at 06:38 pm by mirrormere
Saturday, April 17, 2004
anecdotes from the mirror pool
*well hello mr. phone*
Merry sees her phonebill is high. Folly questions her numerous calls outside of areacode. Merry denies seeing someone besides Folly, but he is intent on getting the answer he wants to hear - sort of. After a long fight, it is concluded that Merry was telling the truth...she just has a different number area code than Folly's, so that's why her bill is so high when she calls him and others where they live.
*prom night fight* there are 2 couples in a car. couple 1=boy1 and girl1, couple 2=vice versa
boy1 "So, how about sex?" girl2 "What about it? I can't believe guys think about sex, sex, sex. What about other things?" boy2 "Other things, like what? What's wrong with sex?" girl1 ~laughing~ girl2 "What about fingering? That hasn't gone outa style has it? It's safer than sex!" boy2 ~looks at girlfriend in dismay, but curiosity~ girl2 "What's with dickful sex anyhow? I mean you don't need condoms when you finger..." boy1 ~cough~ girl2 "...And at least the condom wont break cuz you bought it from 99 cent store!" everyone ~laughs~ girl2 "No seriously, you can even go on to fisting if you prefer...but dicks, it's all one size!" girl1 "Oh that is SO TRUE!" couple2 "How would YOU know?!?" boy2 "Well, what about a blow-job? Surely you'd do that right?" girl2 "WTF! Dickless sex is better; why'd a guy want a bj if the chic will makeout with him using the same mouth anyways?!? You might as well suck your own dick!" boys "Oh shit, you're right." girls ~laugh hilariously~
Posted at 04:01 pm by mirrormere
Sunday, April 18, 2004
*If someone didn't make the color pink, you could actually have the color light-red
*If someone didn't make the color lilac, you could actually have the color light-violet
*black and white are not colors, did you know that?
Posted at 05:44 pm by mirrormere
Monday, April 19, 2004
So have you seen that awesome "Daily Show with John..." whatever his last name is? Hehehe. That dude is hilarious!
*THE PROCESS OF LIST-MAKING: It's in the beginning of 2nd class, and Janine sees her grade. OMG! She has a 'B' in Governement class and she works her butt off too! What happened? The teacher says she's missing some stuff. So she says for him to make a list of it, or to print it out. End of class: Janine sees teacher and says for him to make the list now and that she'll be back in a few. Janine returns. Teacher didn't make list, didn't even try. It's break now and Janine spends the whole time in there waiting for teacher to make list. Never does it. Janine returns after 3rd class. Still not done. Janine returns during lunch just as teacher is escaping with a clipboard yelling to other students, "I HAVE A MEETING! I HAVE A MEETING, SORRY!" Janine gets angry and asks if he has the list yet, and he says no. Janine says she hates him. Teacher says irritably in response, "I KNOW YOU HATE ME!"
*THE PROCESS OF GETTING-OVER Alegeda had a crush on Maxamillion but she thought she got over him last week. She only liked the dude (or had a crush on him) for a week and a half. But she thought she saw him today, and now she can't get him out of her mind. She loves the dude for who he is, she'd just love to be friends...'just friends'.
*THE PROCESS OF GETTING Alegeda wants to go to prom. She could get the money, and she might get a ride. What she really wants is to get Maxamillion to go with her; she doesn't care what grade he's in: she likes the dude and thinks Prom wont' be worth going to if he isn't there. Alegeda thinks Prom isn't anything without a funny person, an entertaining and fun person. Alegeda thinks that person is Maxamillion. She never asked him to Prom. She never went to Prom. They say, "It only happens once in life," but Alegeda says, "So the fu*k what?!? So is your damn wedding!"
Posted at 09:39 pm by mirrormere
Saturday, April 24, 2004
*Daisy portrays Sydney Carlton*
Daisy liked Darren for who he was, a nice guy, respectable and stuff.
Darren doesn't like Daisy. Darren's friends don't like her either.
Daisy gives Darren up for a peaceful life.
The End.
Posted at 12:05 pm by mirrormere
Saturday, May 01, 2004
*PROMISING YET COMPROMISING*
Shelly counted her money, found that she had almost $50 for prom; the prom tickets were supposedly $55; next day someone says the tickets are going on sale for $60 something dollars. Shelly realizes May is the month of yearbook picture-taking and signing; she has to decide whether to go to prom and not have a senior section for her yearbook pics, or to do the yearbook but not have prom. 5 days later after deciding to not go to prom, Shelly receives a letter from her co-workers and supervisor. To her suprise, she has over $100 and a card all about prom. No matter what, Shelly must decide to go to prom and have fun...or something like that. Shelly hasn't talked to her parents about it yet, but bought a matching scarf for her dress already. She plans to call up old friends to see about going to prom with them.
Posted at 04:54 pm by mirrormere
Wednesday, May 05, 2004
*A Foul Stench in Rottingham*
So May is the official month to commemorate veterans and see the real color of war (on the True Life channel). Anyhow, I just thought you should know. I also found out something really is on my birthday (well, 1950 isn't the year i was born in) but it's not anything cool.
*Does McDonalds have a blind-persons' menu?*
Old man Heuburt was blind for 50 years, and has been alive 20 years before Farmer McDonald grew the hair on his head to think of opening a fast-food place. One day, he goes to the fast-food restaurant with a friend who helps him all around and ordering; his friend comments the recent law-suit by a lady who got burnt by the *HOT COFFEE* and Heuburt thinks to himself, "What an old hag, she isn't blind and suffering like me! And this place doesn't even have any accommodations for the blind!" - and boy, was Old man Heuburt right about that.
*So Life was Great*
Chalillo comments to passing student, "Life sucks; there's only those few moments that last shortly in all of life, and the rest of it is just bland and ghastly!" but ceases to realize that it only sucks because that's the way he chooses to see it. The other student replies, "Life rocks!"
Posted at 02:55 pm by mirrormere
Friday, June 18, 2004
Wendy has long thought she got over Danny, the friend who posesses an intriguing smile and a personality she cannot resist.
Wendy recently began blogging about Danny, because she is too lame to call him up and go out with him. Wendy believes that she is hopelessly crushing on her friend, and that she will never get over him...unless by luck and lots of kindness from God.
Wendy plans on calling Danny up tomorrow, tho she probably won't because she is, as said, lame.
Posted at 06:17 pm by mirrormere
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